swatiii (Hard Core Lover): Santa diary likh raha tha-'' aaj meri behan ko baby hone wala hai. Pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye muje ye bhi nai pata k main mama banuga ya maami... *
05-01-11 - 20:38:12

swatiii (Hard Core Lover): Medam boy se- kahan h copy kahan h pen? boy- jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen? Tere mast-mast 2 nain mere dil ka le gye chen gayab h copy 0r kho gye pen.. *
05-01-11 - 20:46:24

swatiii (Hard Core Lover): Santa ki tapasya se khush hokar Bhagwan bole: var maango vats....! Santa: he bhagwan Ye kya kaha aapne, mai to vadhu ke liye tapasya kar raha tha.. *
05-01-11 - 20:47:11

swatiii (Hard Core Lover): ~Joke-Pati-Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Patni-Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Pati-Ab pagal ka kya hai kuch bhi kar sakta hai. *
05-01-11 - 20:47:57

swatiii (Hard Core Lover): 2 dost 10 saal baad mile. Pahla-"Tumhare dono bachche Pappu 0r Munni kaise hai" Dusra-"Kya bataau yaar,Pappu to pass ho gaya par Munni badnaam ho gayi"(amita) Sante ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Aya aur pucha- Body aa gyi kya? Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gyi.. Santa Bola- Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar h .hahaha. *
05-01-11 - 20:48:38